A semi truck hit me from behind this morning.
I am okay, just sore. Currently at the emergency room. My car is totaled.
closing-walls: bambiix: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY OH MY GOD
a-chaotic-rainbow: youhavethatrumble: its-funnierinenochian: drowningalaska: BEST THING EVER WATCH IT. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THIS IS BRILLIANT.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Desire postpones happiness. It makes you wait until something specific happens...– Divine Guru (via nirvikalpa)