April 2012
21 posts
A semi truck hit me from behind this morning.
I am okay, just sore. Currently at the emergency room. My car is totaled.
closing-walls:
bambiix:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY
OH MY GOD
a-chaotic-rainbow:
youhavethatrumble:
its-funnierinenochian:
drowningalaska:
BEST THING EVER
WATCH IT. YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THIS IS BRILLIANT.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
spermatogenesis:
omG
Desire postpones happiness. It makes you wait until something specific happens...
– Divine Guru (via nirvikalpa)