What I learned today:
A paragraph is like a woman’s skirt. It should be long enough to cover the subject matter but, short enough to be interesting.
Ain't no place to pee on Mardi Gras day.
I have said it many times and I have to say it...
We are chosen by our choices.
History was made tonight!!!! WHO DAT!!!
I have waited all my life for this.
The New Orleans Saints Superbowl Drinking Game
1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1 2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1 3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1 4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1 5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink...
You know what the most valuable ship is? It is...
I haven't laughed yet today.
It makes me feel like today is unfullfilled.